3 definitions by Twin Brother Darkness

Someone (usually a male), who perversely sexualizes lesbians and perpetually makes comments regarding the desire to witness and/or participate in intimate acts amongst them.
A group of people were hanging out talking about relationships when this televagalist began commenting on how much he wanted to see two women go down on each other because it would be “so hot”.
by Twin Brother Darkness January 8, 2020
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When your butt displays the same properties as your cankles. Aka fat ass
That chick was twerking and bumped into a greyhound bus causing it to roll over with all that cankle butt
by Twin Brother Darkness April 29, 2016
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When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.
My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.
by Twin Brother Darkness April 29, 2016
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