TurnM3Up's definitions

medium fry

The easiest way to a girl's pants. If you buy a girl medium fries, you are guaranteed to get some action in one or another. Preferably these fries should come from McDonald's in order to achieve the best results.

I knew this one guy who was gonna get head from this one girl, and in order to guarantee that he got head, he stopped at a McDonald's after he picked her up and bought her a medium fry.

by TurnM3Up November 26, 2020

Circle K

The go-to gas station for an avetard. He will go to this gas station for many different reasons including: juul pods, food, beer, White Claws, and many more. Also, frequent runs will be made to this gas station while high for munchies food.

We got high and then Norman "Nick" was insistent on going to Circle K so we went there to go get some food for his munchies.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

OU Tard

people at the university of oklahoma who are absolutely dumb as shit; most of these dudes have the IQ of a rock; will be completely useless in the real world

Those students at OU are so stupid, they're known as OU Tards.

by TurnM3Up November 7, 2019

college degree

Something an ou tard will never own, specifically, Noah, Norman "Nick", or Henry.

Lol, that ou tard will never obtain a college degree because she went to the University of Okla(HOE)ma.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

perishable food

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

natty szn

A phrase that an ou tard likes to say during football season while completely ignoring the fact that OU has no chance to win a natty. These ou tards are delusional asf about their football team and think the run the college football world even though their team hasn't won shit in 20+ years and won't anytime soon.

ou tard: College football season starts tomorrow, it's natty szn.
Me (an intellectual): Stfu dumbass, y'all haven't won shit in forever and you are overrated every year.

by TurnM3Up December 7, 2019

eggs

The food that an avetard will cook up after a lit night around 4 AM. Usually froomie will hype up his egg cooking skills and then show yall what he got in his bag.

The drunk ass avetards got hungry asf after coming back from the bars, so froomie cooked up some eggs.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019