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cottard

Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting
Yea, the cottard is coming over today, should we just not open the door?
by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019
mugGet the cottardmug.

studying

Nonexistent at The Ave. An avetard will only study on the day of their exam by popping an addy and studying nonstop for 8 hours. He will only manage to get a C on the exam and go back to The Ave and get baked af.
"I think Henry is in his room studying for his test on Friday"
"Nah, he's in his room out like a light because he took a dab"
by TurnM3Up December 5, 2019
mugGet the studyingmug.

intelligence

a very valuable cognitive trait that an avetard and ou tard completely lacks and will never possess
An avetard has no intelligence.
by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019
mugGet the intelligencemug.

OU Tard

people at the university of oklahoma who are absolutely dumb as shit; most of these dudes have the IQ of a rock; will be completely useless in the real world
Those students at OU are so stupid, they're known as OU Tards.
by TurnM3Up November 7, 2019
mugGet the OU Tardmug.

Circle K

The go-to gas station for an avetard. He will go to this gas station for many different reasons including: juul pods, food, beer, White Claws, and many more. Also, frequent runs will be made to this gas station while high for munchies food.
We got high and then Norman "Nick" was insistent on going to Circle K so we went there to go get some food for his munchies.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
mugGet the Circle Kmug.

eggs

The food that an avetard will cook up after a lit night around 4 AM. Usually froomie will hype up his egg cooking skills and then show yall what he got in his bag.
The drunk ass avetards got hungry asf after coming back from the bars, so froomie cooked up some eggs.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
mugGet the eggsmug.

natty szn

A phrase that an ou tard likes to say during football season while completely ignoring the fact that OU has no chance to win a natty. These ou tards are delusional asf about their football team and think the run the college football world even though their team hasn't won shit in 20+ years and won't anytime soon.
ou tard: College football season starts tomorrow, it's natty szn.
Me (an intellectual): Stfu dumbass, y'all haven't won shit in forever and you are overrated every year.
by TurnM3Up December 7, 2019
mugGet the natty sznmug.

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