FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.
Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
Get the perishable foodmug. The major party night for an avetard. The avetards usually hit campus corner every Thursday night until 2 AM and then come back to The Ave with the whole city of Norman and drink beers and White Claws for the afterparty because the party never ends. The dab rig usually also makes an appearance at this time and then everyone ends up out like a light by the end of it all. Getting fucked up this night also gives the avetards an excuse to skip class Friday, which would happen regardless.
Dude, it's Thursday night, which bar on campus corner are we going to tonight to get fucked up? You know the weekend always starts early at The Ave.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
Get the Thursday nightmug. When you put a tard in charge of a task. This tard will be a completely stupid and useless ass nigga who can't do shit. Examples include: avetard, cottard, ou tard, caltard, and bart tard but there are many more eligible tards too.
I put york in charge of doing the GTA mission to start the heist, but i should have known better than to leave that task for a tard-charge.
by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019
Get the tard-chargemug. The food that an avetard will cook up after a lit night around 4 AM. Usually froomie will hype up his egg cooking skills and then show yall what he got in his bag.
The drunk ass avetards got hungry asf after coming back from the bars, so froomie cooked up some eggs.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
Get the eggsmug. A phrase that an ou tard likes to say during football season while completely ignoring the fact that OU has no chance to win a natty. These ou tards are delusional asf about their football team and think the run the college football world even though their team hasn't won shit in 20+ years and won't anytime soon.
ou tard: College football season starts tomorrow, it's natty szn.
Me (an intellectual): Stfu dumbass, y'all haven't won shit in forever and you are overrated every year.
Me (an intellectual): Stfu dumbass, y'all haven't won shit in forever and you are overrated every year.
by TurnM3Up December 07, 2019
Get the natty sznmug. The thing that all the bitches at the University of Okla(HOE)ma do. It is super easy to get head from an OU bitch because that's all they do and love to hoe around.
I just got to the University of Oklahoma today and I already got a random girl to throw neck on me, but now I think I have an STD.
by TurnM3Up December 06, 2019
Get the throw neckmug. The house where all the avetards reside aka The Ave. This is the home of all things avetard related such as the avetard coffee table, avetard sink, avetard bathroom, etc. The number one thing that you'll find here is weed, weed and more weed as all the avetards are complete weed fiends and can't go a day without it. On certain nights, you will also find the entire city of Norman posted here and make you feel like you're at the circus with all the clowns that you'll see around you. I do not recommend spending a lot of time at the house or you might catch "The Tard."
I walked into the avetard house for the first time when I went to go visit the avetards and the first thing I saw besides the dab rig was an infinite amount of trash all over the place and all of the dudes were still asleep and the avetard door was just unlocked.
by TurnM3Up July 03, 2020
Get the avetard housemug.