TurnM3Up's definitions

medium fry

The easiest way to a girl's pants. If you buy a girl medium fries, you are guaranteed to get some action in one or another. Preferably these fries should come from McDonald's in order to achieve the best results.

I knew this one guy who was gonna get head from this one girl, and in order to guarantee that he got head, he stopped at a McDonald's after he picked her up and bought her a medium fry.

by TurnM3Up November 26, 2020

tard-charge

When you put a tard in charge of a task. This tard will be a completely stupid and useless ass nigga who can't do shit. Examples include: avetard, cottard, ou tard, caltard, and bart tard but there are many more eligible tards too.

I put york in charge of doing the GTA mission to start the heist, but i should have known better than to leave that task for a tard-charge.

by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019

Thursday night

The major party night for an avetard. The avetards usually hit campus corner every Thursday night until 2 AM and then come back to The Ave with the whole city of Norman and drink beers and White Claws for the afterparty because the party never ends. The dab rig usually also makes an appearance at this time and then everyone ends up out like a light by the end of it all. Getting fucked up this night also gives the avetards an excuse to skip class Friday, which would happen regardless.

Dude, it's Thursday night, which bar on campus corner are we going to tonight to get fucked up? You know the weekend always starts early at The Ave.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

fake glasses

An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.

Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

The Great Revision

The idea that Norman "Nick" rewrites his own history if he ever wants to forget something that happened in the past and doesn't want to talk about it. He will take all the embarrassing and low points of his life and just simply forget about them. Basically, if he doesn't remember it, then it didn't happen. The crazy part is that in his mind, the said event actually didn't happen because he has this crazy ability to just wipe everything out of his mind so he genuinely thinks he's right but in reality everyone else remembers except him. If you try to press him and bring up something that he wiped out, then he will fuck you up and accuse you of projecting. If Norman "Nick" don't want it to be a part of his life, then he just gonna go ahead and forget about it, it's pretty simple.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you remember when you were talking about your future with 160 and talking about how many kids you wanted to have with her?
Norman "Nick": Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about idiot? That shit literally never happened.
*Ray Naker knows this shit happened but he gotta gaslight the situation*
Ray Naker: Yo wtf, Henry are you deadass? Norman "Nick" that shit happened?
Henry: Yes, dude does nobody else remember this? I swear this happened
Norman "Nick": Dude, you're actually a fucking idiot. Dude, it's your fucking stupid ass memory, dude, Ray, you know this dude's memory is absolute shit and he just be making shit up.
Ray Naker: Nah nah, that's 100% facts, yo Henry don't be saying shit unless you actually got proof bruh, we can't trust nothing you say when it comes to your memory.
Henry: Dude no, we just witnessed The Great Revision

by TurnM3Up December 24, 2021

tard fam slickness

The false impression that tard fam members have in their mind that they are extremely slick with lots of the stuff that they do or say. The problem with this belief is that a tard fam member doesn't realize that they always have the lowest IQ in the room so what they may consider to be "slick" will be not even be close to slick in the eyes of everyone else. They will usually say something "slick" and act like they did something nice and everyone else will stand there and look at them like the idiot that they are. These MFs think they mad nice with it but the only thing they nice with is cleaning the bathroom at Wendy's.

When York copped that PS5, he capped about the price he paid and he though he was hella slick and had everyone fooled, everyone saw right through his bullshit and when he got called out, not only did he double down on his cap, he actually thought we'd buy his bullshit that second time. This was a prime example of tard fam slickness, the other two tards in the family also have many examples of trying shit like this too.

by TurnM3Up May 16, 2021

munchies

The feeling an avetard gets after taking a MF dab off that MF rig. This nigga will get so fucking hungry...and will eat anything he sees. These avetards have food stashes in their MF rooms for these specific situations after smoking.

Norman "Nick" ate all his sour patch kids after getting munchies the other night.

by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019