TurnM3Up's definitions

Plan B

hoes that are second options that you want to fuck; common term at OU

Person 1: hey dude how did it go with Hannah?
Person 2: she rejected my ass, i'm on to Plan B
Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: Selena

by TurnM3Up November 7, 2019

designated driver

The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.

Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

OU girls

Straight up hoes at the University of Okla(HOE)ma who are hotspots for STDs with no shame about it. These bitches are ugly as shit who are hoeing 24/7 and have probably sucked every dick in Norman. Never fuck with an OU girl because she's a hoe and just stupid asf who just wants dick.

My girlfriend Hannah is going to OU, so I'm gonna break up with her because she's gonna be one of those OU girls.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

gangbanger ray

Goon ass nigga who runs the Kansas City metro area and will give you the work.

Kansas City belongs to gangbanger ray and will forever be his city.

by TurnM3Up December 7, 2019

fake ID

A fake identification card that shows you are atleast 21 years old. This item is in possession of every OU tard that is under the age 21 because all those dudes do is go to campus corner every night and get fucked up because they are completely useless on the academic side of things. It also easy to use a fake ID in Norman because all the people who are checking are also OU tards so they have absolutely no idea no matter how obvious it is.

Yo, my fake ID came in the other day and the dude in the picture is black and I'm white but I think I should still be fine and it should work. Let's go to campus corner.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

axe

The preferred "tool" that an avetard likes to use to break open the door when they lock themselves out. The axe belongs to Henry and will be used to hit the door, damage it, and eventually open the door, but this avetard does not realize that he will have to pay for the damages to the door at the end of the year

I got locked out of my room again so I used Henry's axe to break open my door and now the door is covered in axe beatings.

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

tard fam financial literacy

Idea that tard fam has zero financial literacy. It starts with York who blows his entire paycheck every week whether it's $1K on a PS5, $500 on a monitor, or $300 on a pair of shoes. He's always making a big ass purchase and gives no fucks about the price. Norman "Nick" has the belief that he has a baller mindset but in reality he has no financial literacy like the other tards in his fam. He's always trying to make an expensive ass purchase to put himself on top and he ain't checking the tag twice. Back in the day, Norman "Nick" used to get a stack of $20 bills before he'd go hang with his buds and that entire stack would be gone in a few days. Whether it's dropping an insane amount on weed or buying useless ass shit, Norman "Nick" is always making a "baller purchase" in his mind. You could say that he lives by this Ariana Grande lyric: "I want it, I got it." Mike Carlson thinks he's a millionaire with his minimum wage ass job and his bum shoe flipping business. He buys 3 expensive shoes at once to resell them but his shoe business is doodoo so he can only flip a pair like every 8 months and he genuinely has this belief that he's cashing out. If you're in a situation where you have a briefcase of money and need to hide it, don't give it to a tard fam member because they'll open it and blow it all within a week and not give a damn. All of these dudes think they're all about money but in reality none of these niggas actually know what to do with money.

*Prime example of tard fam financial literacy*
Shea: Yo, you want to buy this box mod from me?
Norman "Nick":Uh yea, how much?
Shea: $60 for the box mod and I'll throw in the vape juice bottle for another $40
Norman "Nick": So $100, okay I'll do that
*Shea actually sold Norman "Nick" a broken box mod and within a week after the sale the box mod was completely fucked up*

by TurnM3Up December 21, 2020