TurnM3Up's definitions

tard fam tension

The tension that exists between all the tard fam members. This tension is very apparent when all the tard fam members are in the same setting. You will constantly see them taking jabs at each other and also trying to put the other ones down. The idea is similar to tard fam supremacy where each one wants to be the top dog which is why the tension exists in the first place. I don't know if the tension will ever subside but head butting that goes on is always hilarious to watch.

Mike Carlson: I'm projected to get a 30 on my ACT.
Norman "Nick": Stfu, you'll probably get like a 22.
Mike Carlson: I think you're just jealous that I'll get a higher score than you.
Norman "Nick": You're actually a dumbass, 22 is a best case for you.
Mike Carlson: Oh well, still higher than York.
Ray Naker: Damn, the tard fam tension is real

by TurnM3Up December 28, 2020

natty szn

A phrase that an ou tard likes to say during football season while completely ignoring the fact that OU has no chance to win a natty. These ou tards are delusional asf about their football team and think the run the college football world even though their team hasn't won shit in 20+ years and won't anytime soon.

ou tard: College football season starts tomorrow, it's natty szn.
Me (an intellectual): Stfu dumbass, y'all haven't won shit in forever and you are overrated every year.

by TurnM3Up December 7, 2019

eggs

The food that an avetard will cook up after a lit night around 4 AM. Usually froomie will hype up his egg cooking skills and then show yall what he got in his bag.

The drunk ass avetards got hungry asf after coming back from the bars, so froomie cooked up some eggs.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

runcle

An uncle who happens to be a rapist.

Bro tell your sister to stay away from my runcle

by TurnM3Up July 27, 2020

I know a few

A favorite quote of Ray Naker when he hears a third party bring up a certain experience, event, or situation that someone he knows has also experienced. This quote is usually dropped with malicious intent and is intended to point out the negative actions of some coons that Ray has encountered in his lifetime.

Armando: Y'all see the news tonight, there was a dude who just got arrested for raping a minor.
Ray Naker: Shiii, I know a few...
Armando: Put a name on it.
Ray Naker: Nah, we not gonna do em like that.

by TurnM3Up December 23, 2020

intelligence

a very valuable cognitive trait that an avetard and ou tard completely lacks and will never possess

An avetard has no intelligence.

by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019

studying

Nonexistent at The Ave. An avetard will only study on the day of their exam by popping an addy and studying nonstop for 8 hours. He will only manage to get a C on the exam and go back to The Ave and get baked af.

"I think Henry is in his room studying for his test on Friday"
"Nah, he's in his room out like a light because he took a dab"

by TurnM3Up December 5, 2019