TurnM3Up's definitions

avetard stairs

The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.

One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

T break

A tactic used by an avetard where they will lay off the weed for a week or so in order to reset their tolerance which will result in them getting a better high the next time they smoke. This is some real pothead shit so it isn't surprising to see all the niggas at The Ave doing this shit considering their lives are already on a downward trajectory and their weed addiction is the only reason they even wake up everyday. This tactic is most frequently used when an avetard goes home and either runs out of weed or doesn't have access to weed for a bit.

*Norman "Nick" is back home for break*
Norman "Nick": Shit, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make a dispo run for a cart until next week...
Norman "Nick": Fuck it, I'll just use this week as a T break to get a better high next time.

by TurnM3Up December 24, 2020

left turn

The tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free food💀💀💀💀💀

*Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn

by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020

Visionary

The official nickname for Ray Naker. You could make a valid case that he should actually get his name changed to Visionary because it's that fitting. Ray just has the vision and sees what others don't necessarily see. Ray is always a step ahead of the competition because he just knows what's gonna happen. Haters who are jealous that they don't have the visionary nickname try drag down Ray by claiming he's full of bullshit but Ray has proven himself multiple times. Ray just see it out here.

Henry: Yo, I got an idea, we should start calling Norman "Nick" "visionary" because he always woke.
*Ray thinking*
Ray Naker: Nah you know what, that's what I'm gonna start calling myself because I think the term is more applicable to me than it is for slime since I just see it all. Y'all call me "visionary" from now on.

by TurnM3Up May 21, 2021

dab pen

the second preferred device of an avetard that they will use to get high, just like the dab rig, they cannot handle this at all and will be extremely cooked, this device will also be supplied by froomie since he is the plug for anything weed related

Aye Froomie said we can use his dab pen today and take it to the party to get high

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

baby dab

Type of dab that is in theory smaller than a normal dab off the dab rig. But at The Ave, it's used as a manipulation tactic. Usually when an avetard refuses to take a dab at night, Froomie will usually convince them to take a dab by saying "Come on, baby dab, baby dab." An avetard will immediately agree and then once he is on the rig, froomie will mostly likely just give him a normal size dab. After that, the avetard usually comes back for another dab because he realizes how much he loves weed. This tactic combined with "don't be a bitch" is a deadly combo and has a 100% success rate.

Norman "Nick" was being a bitch the other night and didn't want to hop on the dab rig, but Froomie hit him with the "Come on, just a baby dab" and Henry hit him with the "don't be a bitch." As you'd expect, the avetard caved in and ended up out like a light.

by TurnM3Up May 9, 2020

avetard couch

The place where an avetard sits while taking a dab. This couch has gone through a lot and seen hella wild ass shit. The primary purpose of the couch is to serve as a "resting spot" after niggas are done with the dab rig and are out like a light. Just know that anytime you hear the words "have a seat" from someone wanting to talk, you're gonna find yourself involved in a dumbass conversation. I should also mention that two of the cushions are permanently flattened from when the mexican elephants took a seat on them that one night.

One night when the avetards were high as shit and fucking with Henry's axe, they accidentally cut a slit on one of the couch cushions. This was described as an "accident" but knowing how horny some of these dudes are, it wouldn't surprise me if the slit on the avetard couch was made intentionally so it could serve another purpose too.

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020