TurnM3Up's definitions

ese

Bascially the same thing as "nigga" but instead it's structured for mexicans. Avetards and some intellectuals like to refer to an ese and an essay as the same thing because it's pretty fun.

Hey, I got an essay due tomorrow for my TardU class, can you help me fuck this ese up?

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

HoeU

The tertiary nickname for the University of Oklahoma after OU and TardU. This place is basically a year-round hoe convention where all the fucking girls have a competition for who can get dicked down the most. Being a slut is very accepted here and is actually encouraged. These OU girls all have a minimum of atleast 15 bodies to their stank ass pussy and any girl who tells you otherwise is capping. If any of the boys at this school actually had a brain then they could probably become millionaires by just pimping out the girls here because they will fuck anyone and anything.

My Christian girlfriend recently started sending nudes to random dudes on snapchat and once I realized she was for the streets, I dumped her ass but the weird part is that she hasn't even moved to OU aka HoeU yet and she already acting like a hoe...the transformation already started.

by TurnM3Up August 4, 2020

Shiv syndrome

When the two tard Shiv's go head to head in anything. These niggas are always beefing with each other about some dumbass shit. All the shit they say when beefing makes no sense at all so it is virtually impossible for everyone else to pick a side. Due to their inability to coexist at all, anytime they are together, it is an extremely toxic situation. It looks like they have some unspoken competition about who the better Shiv is. The only thing this duo is good for is providing entertainment to everyone else with their constant beef.

The Shiv's went head to head in 2k and started beefing because one called the other "trash" so both of Shiv's began to argue about who is better at 2k and they always look for any opportunity to take digs at each anytime the other Shiv fucks up. We always refer to this beef as the "Shiv syndrome."

by TurnM3Up June 1, 2020

avetard logic

To do something that makes absolutely zero fucking sense. This logic will be the stupidest thing you've ever heard and will be bound to go wrong in every way possible. This logic is most commonly used by an avetard and ou tard but lots of people can use avetard logic if they are just straight up stupid.

The avetards bought a fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and only bought a 10 gallon tank and then later decided to buy another fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and tried to fit both of the fish into a 10 gallon tank when they would need a 60 gallon tank. This is an example of the avetard logic that gets used everyday by the avetards.

by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019

avetard house

The house where all the avetards reside aka The Ave. This is the home of all things avetard related such as the avetard coffee table, avetard sink, avetard bathroom, etc. The number one thing that you'll find here is weed, weed and more weed as all the avetards are complete weed fiends and can't go a day without it. On certain nights, you will also find the entire city of Norman posted here and make you feel like you're at the circus with all the clowns that you'll see around you. I do not recommend spending a lot of time at the house or you might catch "The Tard."

I walked into the avetard house for the first time when I went to go visit the avetards and the first thing I saw besides the dab rig was an infinite amount of trash all over the place and all of the dudes were still asleep and the avetard door was just unlocked.

by TurnM3Up July 3, 2020

avetard morning

The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.

Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

throw neck

The thing that all the bitches at the University of Okla(HOE)ma do. It is super easy to get head from an OU bitch because that's all they do and love to hoe around.

I just got to the University of Oklahoma today and I already got a random girl to throw neck on me, but now I think I have an STD.

by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019