A dog who steals the turds out of the at litter box.
"My dog is a turd burglar!"
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".
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