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When you don't actually get custody of your children, however they turn 18 and can do whatever they want anyways.
Lindsey claims she won her custody case however it was custody by default because her daughter turned 18.
by Turd Flusher Magoo July 24, 2023
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When someone mentions the name Jason or Johnson you immediately and uncontrollably claim to be the victim of harassment and blame random people for interfering with your custody case of your adult daughter.

In severe cases fundraising may take place to rescue this same daughter from an abusive home...after you already claimed she moved in with you.

It has become fatal when you post her image on social media accessible to all of the people you claim harassed her.

Or...

An admiration for the late Nascar driver Jason Johnson.
Lindsey saw an account named Jason in a chat today and immediately claimed that it was someone trolling her ex husband Jason Johnson, said they interfered with her custody case.

She has come down with TheJasonJohnsonEffect.
by Turd Flusher Magoo July 25, 2023
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