Turd Ferguson's definitions

Meatbag

Any living thing or animal. Usually used by robots.

"May I kill some meatbags now master?"

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

shit-lett

a piece of shit that gets caught in your ass-hair.

I hate getting shit-letts

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003

chaurpe

1. Shit
2. to deficate

If you don't pull this van over right now I will be forced to chaurpe on the cat!

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

crisp

1. to pass gas
2. the act of fluffing

That was a stinky crisp George! You'd better go wipe.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

O-Town

For more information, see Owensboro

Owensboro, Kentucky is O-Town.

by Turd Ferguson February 20, 2005

poopieturds

Turds and poopies mixed together.

Somone didnt flush the toilet, and the poopieturds had began to waterlog.

by Turd Ferguson March 27, 2004

stoled

past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.

he done stoled my wheels!

by turd ferguson March 17, 2005