Turd Ferguson's definitions

gutter whore

one who is related to dan zimmerman. see "dan zimmerman"

"Isn't she a gutter whore?"

by Turd Ferguson November 15, 2004

mootbag

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

karbo

an action, or person, who beyond idiotic.

wow, he must be a karbo.

by Turd Ferguson January 25, 2005

redonkulus

exceeding the capacity of normal human belief. especially pertinent to those events whose stastical probability of occuring is equal to the chance of surviving repeated scud missiles to the face.

I just dropped the most redonkulus load this morning.

I just went on a 16 person knife run on fy_iceworld2k. That was redonkulus!!

Your mom was redonkulus last night.

by Turd Ferguson February 7, 2005

stoled

past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.

he done stoled my wheels!

by turd ferguson March 17, 2005

chaurpe

1. Shit
2. to deficate

If you don't pull this van over right now I will be forced to chaurpe on the cat!

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

buttology

The study of butt; a branch of biology.

Yo nigga, you feelin' my grill?

by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2004