29 definitions by Turd ferguson

1. sharting
2. when you crisp and chaurpe comes out
That crisp was so nasty that I think I strudeled. Yeah... yeah... it's definitely wet and heavy.
by Turd ferguson April 26, 2005
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an action, or person, who beyond idiotic.
wow, he must be a karbo.
by Turd ferguson January 26, 2005
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1. Shit
2. to deficate
If you don't pull this van over right now I will be forced to chaurpe on the cat!
by Turd ferguson April 26, 2005
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noun. - a small compact car with plywood like walls and usually driven till destroyed.
1)a Ford Fiesta
2)That is one beautiful poopnut.
3)What is that poopnut doing in this show?!
by Turd ferguson March 6, 2004
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Term used to described a person with no life, because they have dedicated it to their computer. Also likely to be homosexuals, with small weiners.
Look at that td4guy over there, lets fuck that douche up.
by Turd ferguson April 2, 2005
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A nonexistant word used only by the mentally retarded/southerners. They think it makes them sound exotic when they say it even though everyone else wants to cut their throat. Billy Williams, you are an ässhole.
Billy Williams from Knightdale, NC - What's up paseano?
Random guy - You're fat
by Turd ferguson December 30, 2005
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