3 definitions by Tru Patriot

Air assault

When someone places a compressed air cylinder between their legs and farts in the direction of another person sending the scent of fart and asshole in their face

I was in the station today and launched an air assault on Tommy

by Tru Patriot May 10, 2015

pittsfield pancake

When a guy wakes up after a night of heavy drinking under a fat chick

Tommy woke up this morning under that fat bitch at the bar, and was a Pittsfield Pancake

by Tru Patriot March 1, 2014

Alton NH

For a small town it sure has allot of assholes. The town is run by select board and town manager that does not give a shit about the town, only their own egos. But wait, the fire department is a bunch of douche bags that think they are hero's, but in reality couldn't save a penny, much less a home or person.
This small town is also afflicted with flat landers that come up from Massachusetts and think they own the place. Fucking stay home assholes

Alton NH sucks

by Tru Patriot July 2, 2015