1 definition by Troy Armstrong

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A god amongst men that has women pounding his massive cock 25/7, which is an hour more than everyone else has in a day because he's fucking awesome. He is also known for his immaculate handsomeness and amazing personality in bed, as well as his unique tri-penis.
ADJ - Stacy's mom: Stacy, I wish your dad was more Kieland in bed.

N - Steve: I wish I was Kieland, because his dick makes mine look like a tit mouse's aborted fetus child.
by Troy Armstrong December 06, 2010

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