University of Spoiled Children. But really, only the most pampered students attend USC. Everyone knows that the amount of wealth and power amassed at USC is just incredible and rivaled by only few other elite colleges in the U.S. Weather you are insanely loaded or insanely gorgeous USC has it all. No wonder why USC is a top ten international "dream school" for applicants around the globe.
Did you hear that Tina got into the University of Southern California? Yea, I heard her dad like donated $50 million so that she'd be accepted.