Extremely obese people who glide about in big-box stores on the electric scooters provided, especially whose bulk virtually obscures the scooter itself so that they appear to sail along on their own like a low-flying blimp.
I was at Walmart today and nearly got run down by a scooterblob in the snack aisle.
HandCuffMonkFish: oh baby. i posted a craigs list classified ad for a work at home HYCP or MILF for the new business? 5 minutes later i got an email from "NIKI!" with a hot sounding russian last name. this is gonna be FUN. i'm gonna have to behave.