A sinlge white male who inhabits in the same town for his whole life. He says he can drink 23 beer but he can only drink 5. His nights are spent with 8 guys drinking beer and bashing females. He lives on ICQ and does donuts in his computer chair.
His catch phrase is "Hands off my brownie!". He wear hats only on Saturdays.
Man that guy's hat is on backwards on a Saturday he is pulling a Board.