1 definition by Tristram S

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v.
1: The act slapping someone with ones flaccid penis; usually, though not always across the face. The optimal jimmy slap leaves a damp, phallic shaped mark where the phallus made contact with its victim, though this is not mandatory.
Alex passed out at the party so John jimmy slapped him and took a Polaroid.
by Tristram S September 10, 2004

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