6 definitions by Trentbridge Troll

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The word Reem means a fit person you would like to tap .
In the words of the English band The Beat in the song Ranking Full Stop "Reem come forward "
Meaning fit birds up front !
With hope of dishing out some cock porridge after the gig .
Reem :fit , hot never seen with a Cockwomble , HOWEVER as meanings change like Gay used to mean happy Reem now means TWAT !
Twat , Minge , Fuckwit .Dumbfuck .Fuckwit . Reem

Farting knowing your going to shit ones pants and look a twat to others .
by Trentbridge Troll June 23, 2012

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adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )
That man's being a cock womble

hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .

toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
by Trentbridge Troll July 29, 2015

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Something you wish to avoid on a busy street and have to make a B line to do so .
Random individual dressed in charity shop Brown asking everyone at the top of their lungs if you need a " Big Tissue ?".
( must walk round that street sneeze )
I don't need a Big Tissue .
by Trentbridge Troll July 23, 2015

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A total double barrel sneeze of full power leaving the individual involved with a nasal water fall of such epic proportions that the next five minutes are spent removing snot bubbles
Hayfever is a sure fire way to win the

Snotery
by Trentbridge Troll June 13, 2016

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Term used for a football / soccer fan who follows a team through thick and thin with hope of waving the middle finger and gaining rights to brag at others .
Someone who favours a local team over more successful teams in hope of rising from the lower ranks .
"Our team smashed this season , we are top of the pile ..........who do you support ?"
"I'm local mate , I'm a Trentbridge troll "
by Trentbridge Troll June 14, 2016

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A low life social media scum bucket that uses moral blackmail in a sick game of collecting likes for their page or site .

Like , share type amen .
Good luck if you do .
A form of low life phishing .

A like troll .
Whilst using Facebook a Like troll posts a picture of a poorly person and writes. ........
God will save them , can I get an amen
God will heal them , can I get a like
Show them you care and share
This is a low life , bum sucking , cock womble who needs a hot soldering iron up the chocolate whoopie shoot

"This guys a right twat ..........he wants likes for a dead baby ! What a wanker!"

This is a Like troll
by Trentbridge Troll October 02, 2016

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