A German male with a smaller than average reproductive organ and a history of sexual relations with large African-American males. Commonly referred to as a homosexual or baby dick in certain regions of Orange County. His unit he refers to as the Heater, but it produces little if any excitement from the ladies. It has never kept a woman warm in a cold dark night.
Did you see Shaun Schumaucher? He was fondling that large black man in the corner over there.