"I say, madame - perchance might I plant one on you?"
(expressed, inviting consent - or possible rejection
"Mmmmm, mmmm", (with a parting of the thighs)
"Excuse me madame, has anybody j*cked off in your panties
lately and returned the goodies to your dresser as a special
surprise? You liked it, didn't you? Yes you did you little devil. Would you like me to do it in the near future (without your immediate prior knowledge
) and for me to leave the goodies for your perusal/arousal at a later date?"
consent requested with consent once given, taken as implicit for future actions matching desciption, but with a degree of poetic license allowable in performing the act to maintain
the element of surprise and joy on the part of the female)