Cannot maintain a casual conversation?
Act inappropriately to responses made in social situations quite alot of the time?
See cycles in your life where you gain friends, fuck things up socially, lose friends, then isolate yourself and wonder where it all went wrong?
Cannot seem to understand other persons?
Maybe you have Asperger's Syndrome! Enjoy the fun of trying to relate to others but just not quite getting it! Enjoy being part of a large group of social retards that cannot even associate with each other! Enjoy the loneliness and isolation you unintentionally bring upon yourself! Wow!
I suspect I have Asperger's Syndrome, but have never talked to anyone about it. Irony?