a woman, usually below the age of sixty, has to fart really bad. But, due to her high level
of sophistication and manners, she shoves her thumb in her ass, and covers
her mouth. But the gas has to come
out somewhere. So, to ease what could become a terrible
stomach ache, she lets loose, and burps out of her pussy. When
is released, from the vaginal cavity, it makes a sound that
is louder than four jet engines, and reeks of week old queef.
So ladies, please, when
you have to fart, please refrain from shoving objects in your ass.
Woman: Oh, my! I drank
my root beer too fast. But I don't want to burp, or fart. I know! *shoves thumb in ass* BRRRAAAAPPPPP! Ahh! That was the best pussy burp I've ever had!
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world -
Man wearing a turban: Oh damn! That smells like week