12 definitions by Totallynotchris
and here we see a prime example of a classic Clusterfuckle, notice how the retards congregate around the local watering hole.
by Totallynotchris June 25, 2010
A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.
Nick: Oh God...
Justin: What?
Nick: I feel it coming...
Justin: What?
Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!
Justin: Over there...why?
Nick: It's coming!
Justin: What's coming?!
Nick: A CRUNCH!
Justin: What?
Nick: I feel it coming...
Justin: What?
Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!
Justin: Over there...why?
Nick: It's coming!
Justin: What's coming?!
Nick: A CRUNCH!
by Totallynotchris March 27, 2010
An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.
Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.
by Totallynotchris April 2, 2010
When you see a certain pie and determine that it is 100% necessary that, "dat pie" be in your possession. No other pie will do as long as "dat pie" remains within your line of sight. Horrible horrible events will undoubtedly unfold in the event that "dat pie" is not yours very soon.
"Hey Nick, what one of these pies do you want?"
"I don't want one of those pies Justin, I want Dat Pie!"
"But...that's MY pie"
"Not anymore, Dat Pie is my pie now!"
"Awww..."
"I don't want one of those pies Justin, I want Dat Pie!"
"But...that's MY pie"
"Not anymore, Dat Pie is my pie now!"
"Awww..."
by Totallynotchris March 18, 2010
A time devoted to the action of taking A Crunch. Crunch Time can happen at anytime, in anyplace, to anyone. The length of a Crunch Time is affected my many things. Your age, your sex, barometric pressure, the earths pitch relative to the sun's axis, and what you ate last night for dinner all play a part on when Crunch Time will ensue.
Justin: Nick, you've been in there a while. You okay man?
Nick: I knew it was time...
Justin: Time for what?
Nick: Crunch time...
Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.
Nick: I knew it was time...
Justin: Time for what?
Nick: Crunch time...
Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.
by Totallynotchris March 27, 2010