Stupid ring things that expand the ear lobes in an attempt to make someone look badass, but in reality, fail miserably only to look like a douchebag.
Person 1 - "Hey, guys, I got my ears gauged!"
Persons 1-any - "Shut up douchebag. No cool person likes ear gauging."
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