It is actually the best beer in the world. Most beers need to be cold, export is far better nice and hot, to get the perfect temperature is simple: place block in boot of car, drive crew to location on a hot day, serve directly from boot. True perfection. One of the rare occasions where cheaper is better, export remains, at certain outlets, $1 a can by the block (stubbies are for poorcuuunts). It has many advantages over other beers:
#1 Refreshing taste
#3 You won't look like a posh wanker
#4 Available throughout this golden state
#5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!
#6 Esky of ice is not needed
#7 Noone will steal your beer at a party
Good on ya cobbers down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.
"Hey gorgeous wanna root?"
"Yeah! Your a real man all these guys are obsessed with there imported beers but you just comit the emu export!"