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3 definitions by Ton of Ham

 
1.
A person who uses Apple© electronics with a "holier than thou" attitude. Someone with the concept that Apple© users just "Get it". If you think that you're somehow better or richer than someone else by the fact that you use iMac computers or other Apple© products, your an Apple Hole.
That guy is such and Apple Hole, he thinks that owning an iMac will somehow make him more creative.

If he doesn't stop rubbing how rich he is in my face I'm gonna shove that iPhone up his Apple Hole.

Shut your Apple Hole, I don't care if you got an iMac for your birthday!
by Ton of Ham January 27, 2010
 
2.
The act of stimulating another persons genitals with your lips or tongue. Can occur between members of the same or opposite sex. Often replaces the act of intercourse but can also add to the overall sexual experience.

Oral Sex is illegal in: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.
On the first night of their honeymoon they got into a 69 position and gave each other Oral Sex.
by Ton of Ham January 27, 2010
 
3.
Any odor that is damp or unpleasant. A rancid egg-like aroma. A sweaty musty smell. If a smell surrounds you and feels like it is penetrating your body and is inescapable then one would say that it "Smells like Florida".
Those boiled eggs "Smell like Florida".

What are you cooking!? It "Smells like Florida", damn!

After I let one rip he walked back into the room and said, "damn, it "smells like Florida" in here"!
by Ton of Ham January 27, 2010