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Maximinimal

When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.
Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.
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tittiot

Someone who is absolutely craaaaazzzy about the female breast.
Mardi Gras is a great place for tittiots...so long as they have lots of beads.
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Sarcastonian

Some quotes by those speaking fluent Sarcastonian:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
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Inflatulous

That swelling, bloated feeling one gets due to an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. Or, the suffering caused by the accumulation of gas in that same intestinal track.
I just boiled cabbage and beer and I am so inflatulous I think I'm going to explode!

My stomach is so inflatulous I can't fasten my pants.
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Puscatore

Noun: Describing the personal qualities of having a nominal form of toughness while actually manifesting ineffective wimpiness.

This word was invented by QuattrOne on the Oddly Enough boards at Yahoo.
The French are a puscatore nation.
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Maximinimal

When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.
Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.
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Entremaneur

Someone who makes a living selling bullshit to the masses.
Ted Kennedy certainly is a great entremaneur.
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