TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough's definitions

Sarcastonian

The language spoken by sarcastic people.

Some quotes by those speaking fluent Sarcastonian:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough March 25, 2019

Puscatore

Noun: Describing the personal qualities of having a nominal form of toughness while actually manifesting ineffective wimpiness.

This word was invented by QuattrOne on the Oddly Enough boards at Yahoo.

The French are a puscatore nation.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough June 23, 2004

Buffetish

The condition of becoming sexually aroused while eating at a Golden Corral, Buddy Freddy's, or Ryan's.

Billy Bob and Ethel are such buffetish fools, they have been thrown out of Sizzler's three times.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough April 25, 2011

tittiot

Someone who is absolutely craaaaazzzy about the female breast.

Mardi Gras is a great place for tittiots...so long as they have lots of beads.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough March 24, 2006

Inflatulous

That swelling, bloated feeling one gets due to an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. Or, the suffering caused by the accumulation of gas in that same intestinal track.

I just boiled cabbage and beer and I am so inflatulous I think I'm going to explode!

My stomach is so inflatulous I can't fasten my pants.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough November 15, 2010

Memorectomy

The surgical removal of a memory. This is best performed using tequila.

I drank a lot of tequila last night...woke up with a total memorectomy of the entire evening.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough August 15, 2017

Protoctical Illusion

Noun: The answer one correctly guesses when, in fact, they acutally "pulled it out" of their rear-end.

David Copperfield is very skilled at entertaining us with optical illusions, whereas, John Kerry just as skilled with a Protoctical Illusion.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough February 5, 2007