4 definitions by Toe tag with a dirty ass

When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !

This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!
The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!
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When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !

This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!
The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!
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Gpeace is excessive jealousy for anything good a friend does or has happen to them while posturing like you are over the moon thrilled for he or she! It’s the antithesis of being happy for a friend and is extremely unauthentic behaviour as a friend masquerading behind faux congratulations!
Bobby was getting married to his long time gf and was offered some Gpeace by his best friend who secretly hoped the arrangement would end in mayhem!
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When an emotionally semi retarded divorced morbidly obese gossiping middle aged sack of donkey dicks has tear ducts that are attached to his lower intestine and asshole; whenever said individual encounters a heavy emotional situation and instead of weeping, tips over and fist pounds hysterically whilst releasing a stream of thick fecal liquid!
Gary received a telegram that his wife was divorcing him and emotionally lost it, Gshartsobbing his thong and size 54 dungarees.
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