2 definitions by TobeeWan Kenobi

The position one assumes, when feeling short of breath, to assist in ventilation by maximizing the intrathoracic space for lung expansion. This is an upgrade from the tripod position and the final position before the poor bastard collapses.
That moat monster tried to run a 10k and now she is in full QuadPod. Get her some O2 and repair for RSI and don't let her eat anything.
by TobeeWan Kenobi May 29, 2014
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A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.
Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!
by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014
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