1 definition by Timmy E
girls or guys that do the following:
-get on their myspace and try to make it as hardcore/emo as possible, such as: try to look as serious and/or sad in their pictures, but look the same in every one; list every band they like, believing everybody is going to read the list; and use lyrics in every corner of their myspace, usually either emotional lyrics, or hardcore lyrics to make themselves seem independent and tough.
-watch teenage mutant ninja turtles and sport the clothing.
-go to coffee shops every morning (which is actually weird for straight-edge scenesters, since caffeine the most addicting drug around. and it doesn't make sense to drink de-caf coffee, because that's like smoking THC-free weed. that's not the point of coffee. good job, douchebag)
-"tough guy" hardcore scenesters wear camo cargo shorts and white t-shirts with their favorite band on it (usually with a picture of the lead singer on stage, with a whole bunch of kids rocking out near the stage, singing along, because after all: you can't hide how tough you are.)
-hardcore girls usually never actually get into the pit, but just sit and watch the guys, picking out which guys are "HOTTT" and look more defiant. most of these girls just become hardcore because their crush is hardcore, so they completely change who they are just so they can get a little closer to them. these girls piss me off the most. see fake.
-emo kid scenesters (guys) almost always wear girls pants and make out with other guys. and somehow, girls think that's hot. i've got news for you girls who like that: if 2 guys are making out with each other, they're gay and they don't fuck girls. it makes sense. emo guys also have their bookbags covered with emo lyrics, and have their hair black, with it parted to the side. or just have it cover their entire face. whatever floats their boat.
-emo girls usually wear bandanas around their neck and pretend to be depressed just so they can get attention. these girls are all spoiled and have perfect lives, but i guess losing a guy is more devastating than, say, having a childhood friend die, or having your parents die in a car accident and having NO ONE. but hey, whatever. almost all of them have a myspace and have 4028449 friends that they never talk to but see at local shows.
-dance like a retard.
-think breakdowns are the best thing ever, when in reality, an open string riff in drop D isn't that impressive. see lame
-think they're being independent and being an individual but really they all look the same. see goth
now, before i get bitched at by everyone, lemme make one thing clear: i love hardcore music. mostly the lyrics though. most guitar riffs in hardcore are simple. but i don't like the people that think being in a subculture is being independent and an individual. i don't dress scene and i certainly i don't act scene. i love all types of music like rap, punk, hardcore, metal, techno, etc. so before you call yourself an individual, look at the pictures on your myspace. you all look ridiculous.
-get on their myspace and try to make it as hardcore/emo as possible, such as: try to look as serious and/or sad in their pictures, but look the same in every one; list every band they like, believing everybody is going to read the list; and use lyrics in every corner of their myspace, usually either emotional lyrics, or hardcore lyrics to make themselves seem independent and tough.
-watch teenage mutant ninja turtles and sport the clothing.
-go to coffee shops every morning (which is actually weird for straight-edge scenesters, since caffeine the most addicting drug around. and it doesn't make sense to drink de-caf coffee, because that's like smoking THC-free weed. that's not the point of coffee. good job, douchebag)
-"tough guy" hardcore scenesters wear camo cargo shorts and white t-shirts with their favorite band on it (usually with a picture of the lead singer on stage, with a whole bunch of kids rocking out near the stage, singing along, because after all: you can't hide how tough you are.)
-hardcore girls usually never actually get into the pit, but just sit and watch the guys, picking out which guys are "HOTTT" and look more defiant. most of these girls just become hardcore because their crush is hardcore, so they completely change who they are just so they can get a little closer to them. these girls piss me off the most. see fake.
-emo kid scenesters (guys) almost always wear girls pants and make out with other guys. and somehow, girls think that's hot. i've got news for you girls who like that: if 2 guys are making out with each other, they're gay and they don't fuck girls. it makes sense. emo guys also have their bookbags covered with emo lyrics, and have their hair black, with it parted to the side. or just have it cover their entire face. whatever floats their boat.
-emo girls usually wear bandanas around their neck and pretend to be depressed just so they can get attention. these girls are all spoiled and have perfect lives, but i guess losing a guy is more devastating than, say, having a childhood friend die, or having your parents die in a car accident and having NO ONE. but hey, whatever. almost all of them have a myspace and have 4028449 friends that they never talk to but see at local shows.
-dance like a retard.
-think breakdowns are the best thing ever, when in reality, an open string riff in drop D isn't that impressive. see lame
-think they're being independent and being an individual but really they all look the same. see goth
now, before i get bitched at by everyone, lemme make one thing clear: i love hardcore music. mostly the lyrics though. most guitar riffs in hardcore are simple. but i don't like the people that think being in a subculture is being independent and an individual. i don't dress scene and i certainly i don't act scene. i love all types of music like rap, punk, hardcore, metal, techno, etc. so before you call yourself an individual, look at the pictures on your myspace. you all look ridiculous.
scene guy: "hey, are you going to the show?"
scene girl: "maybe after i go to starbucks, buy a pink bandana, and put some pictures on myspace. is jeffery gonna be there? he is sooooo HOTTTT!"
scene guy: "you're lame, dude"
scene girl: "CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYEEEEEEEES"
scene girl: "maybe after i go to starbucks, buy a pink bandana, and put some pictures on myspace. is jeffery gonna be there? he is sooooo HOTTTT!"
scene guy: "you're lame, dude"
scene girl: "CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYEEEEEEEES"
by Timmy E September 17, 2006