14 definitions by Tim Freckman

A physically unattractive man who gives fellation in front of Candy stores. (believed to have orginated in San Francisco in the mid 70s - possibly during the filming of a Mitchell bros. Porn Flick - Sodom and Gommorrah)
The mayor was really pissed off that the Lolli Queen would do his act in front of the japanese tourists.
by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
Get the Lolli Queen mug.
A ridiculously lazy person. A blood sucking leech. A moocher who does absolutley nothing to earn his or her keep.
For 8 Years Vice President Gore was the stereotypical oxygen theif. That was how he secured the Democratic Nomination
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
Get the oxygen thief mug.
A unehtical reporter that stops at nothing to get a story
The ghoul broke in to the funeral to interview the grieving widow.

The ghouls on the 6 O'clock news speculated about the last few minutes of the victim's life.
by Tim Freckman March 17, 2003
Get the ghoul mug.
An earth bound hero selected by God to battle a very powerful enemy, or to accomplish a difficult task.
Vishnu tasked me to shampoo his dirty carpet.
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
Get the avatar mug.
Also - The ridiculous scree these unethical hucksters espouse.
Gore was beaten in 2000 because all he had to offer was still more of Clinton's Democrap.

Hillary says Vince Foster Committed Suicide. That is some serious Democrap!
by Tim Freckman March 17, 2003
Get the Democrap mug.
A pedophile who has a special affinity for children under the age of 5.
The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.

Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
Get the diddler mug.
A super wedgie that (when executed properly) results in the victim being racked AND the elastic band on his shorts being ripped off
I gave the dweeb a serious Rear Admiral and now he wants to take me to court.

Your mother got mad when I gave her a Rear Admiral, but now she begs for them!
by Tim Freckman April 7, 2003
Get the Rear Admiral mug.