3 definitions by Tim C.
A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.
by Tim C. November 11, 2004
A term used back in the day to describe a fat ugly chick. Usually slept with when drunk or desperate.
by Tim C. November 6, 2004