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The most handsomest man of all time. He is the best quarterback of all time and he throws absolute rocket balls. Joshua Patrick Allen is the leader of Bills mafia. His sweat smells amazing and he is so hunky. He can jump over anyone with ease. A 6 foot 5 ape who can throw 90 yards. He has many sons such as:

Mac jones, Tua Tagovailoa, Zach Wilson
Friend: Man, Josh Allen is amazing!

Me: I know right! He is so handsome!
by ThurmanThomas April 14, 2023
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