17 definitions by Thot Patrol 69
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
Song contest held every single year in Europe. There is what as called The Big 6, The UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain and the hosting country, these 6 automatically qualify for the Grand Finale, all the other countries however, have to qualify through the semi-finale.
It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.
In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.
This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.
In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.
This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
A group of specially qualified individuals (almost always men) who are tasked with the objective of patrolling the local town/city centre, schools, alleyways to observe and monitor Thot activity and growth. Those associated with the Thot Patrol are trained in stealth to infiltrate Thot territory and eradicate the group to protect the local people from such thots by negotiation or militaristic action, whatever is needed will be done.
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
The Dark Web is often confused with The Deep Web . The Dark Web can be accessed via Tor Browser. The Dark Web, is not accessible via Google , Firefox , Internet Explorer , Bing and so on, these browser are what we refer to as Surface Web Browsers. You can still access the dark side of the web with a just a computer or phone or tablet, whatever, It's highly dangerous doing so, a Virtual Machine is recommended, to say it simply, the Virtual Machine is a makeshift computer inside you computer, if a virus/malware is contracted, it fucks the Machine, not your computer.
On the Dark Web you can find:
CP
Hitmen (often fake)
Fake Id's and Driving Licences
Chatrooms
Redrooms
Hacking
Selling illegal shit (drugs, guns etc)
The equivalent of pedo heaven, where pedos chat to get to know each other, often with the aim of getting into a relationship, with the soul purpose to rape their children and sell them off.
And Much Much MORE
Do not EVER access the deep web
You will scarred for life
On the Dark Web you can find:
CP
Hitmen (often fake)
Fake Id's and Driving Licences
Chatrooms
Redrooms
Hacking
Selling illegal shit (drugs, guns etc)
The equivalent of pedo heaven, where pedos chat to get to know each other, often with the aim of getting into a relationship, with the soul purpose to rape their children and sell them off.
And Much Much MORE
Do not EVER access the deep web
You will scarred for life
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
A football team based in Colchester, Essex who play in League Two in England and play home fixtures at the JobServe Community Stadium. Colchester Utd was founded in the year 1937. Colchester can brag something only 3 other English teams can do so as well. In 1971, Colchester, after a 4-4 with West Bromwich Albion, Colchester and WBA took to penalties where The U's ran out 4-3 winners, this resulted in Colchester lifting the 1971 Watney Cup at The Hawthorns, as for the 3 other teams who won it, Derby won it in 1970, Bristol Rovers in 72, and Stoke City in 73, after the 1973 edition to the Watney Cup, the competition was scrapped completely. In the 18/19 Season, The U's finished 8th in League Two with 70 pts, therefore missing out on play-offs for yet another year. And the best thing about COLU, is that... I support them!!! Truly amazing.
The U's attained their highest position in England when they finished 10th in the EFL Championship in the 06/07 season back in the Layer Road days.
The U's attained their highest position in England when they finished 10th in the EFL Championship in the 06/07 season back in the Layer Road days.
Colchester United are really good
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
A person you deeply despise who you would often call a dick or a cock. But, this person, you hate so much, it is simply not enough to say just dick, so dickcock is used.
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019