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1 definition by Thom Lesse

 
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A disease created by the united states federal government to promote research in mind control. slated to replace christianity once the catholic church rules that in addition to limbo, heaven no longer exists.
"I have these weird fibers coming out of my lip, and it feels like bugs are crawling under my skin... last night someone broke into my house and stole my CET device. I think i might suffer from Morgellons."
by Thom Lesse August 08, 2006