Fanshawe Community College
is located in London, Ontario
and somehow survives in the shadow of the city's main educational institution, UWO
(University of Western Ontario
students are infamous for partying on any day of the week, receiving numerous tickets relating to overwhelming noise complaints
, public drunkenness
, selling alcohol
without a license, etc... and spending more money paying off fines
than on their tuition
. Many fanshawe college students
feel they have a rivalry with UWO
students due to the simple fact that they are in the same city, examples are the females believing they are better looking, and males believing they have bigger dick, etc. The odd fact that everyone forgets is that the majority kids who didn't get into UWO
went to colleges such as Fanshawe. As well, the few students who aren't complete morons realize that to have a decent future they will need to attend classes at a university such as UWO
. In conclusion, Fanshawe is full of sluts and dicks, (and the odd guy who has his head on straight) who need to chill.
Female Fanshawe College student: "That UWO bitch is so stuck up, she'll only sleep with one guy at a time!"
Male Fanshawe College Student: "DUDE! I'm so drunk! Let's go jump some western kid who looks like he might have a lot of money!"
Fanshawe College Student: "I didn't have the marks to get into UWO so I ended up going to Fanshawe F'in College."