2 definitions by TheRiddlerSexBot

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The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.
"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."
by TheRiddlerSexBot October 19, 2008

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Killing yourself by drowning in your own semen.
"He was found face down in a pool of his own semen. I wonder if they'll put Semenal Suicide for cause of death in the paper."
by TheRiddlerSexBot October 19, 2008

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