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2 definitions by ThePork

 
1.
Someone who craves Facebook status attention.
Sam's got Facebook-ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"
by ThePork July 25, 2011
 
2.
Extra body weight put on in the long recovery period after the NZ earthquake.
"Andy, you've stacked on shit loads of lard recently, is that quakeweight mate?"

Andy: "Got no house, got no job. Watching my waistline is the least of my troubles"
by ThePork July 25, 2011