30 definitions by TheGayAccount
A website/app that worships the ground Google works on, kisses the ass of corporate greed and hates its consumers with a burning passion. Opinions don’t matter here. They will have no problem demonetizing or censoring anything that doesn’t fit their political agenda, and they take away basic features and put them behind a paywall known as YouTube premium. Mostly their issues lie in the Apple IOS versions, Android versions of YouTube. If you think you are gonna have a good time on YouTube in 2020, you can stroke it, because Google will make sure your daily dose of YouTube is as miserable as your life is. Every single video, in exception to every other video you find, will have a 15 second unskippable ad on it, and if you are really lucky, you get 2 ads in a row. Usually you will get 2 5 second ads in the beginning, a 15 second unskippable ad in the middle, and another single 5 second ad at the end (usually). It can go either way, but there’s no doubt that you will watch more ad then video combined. YouTube sure knows how to use ads to their advantage. Used to be that you would see only 1 ad and that was it. You could even skip that ad. Now, it’s like cable TV. Half the things that are shown in the ads you don’t give two hairy dicks for.
John: Hey Steve, you wanna watch some YouTube videos?
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.
by TheGayAccount September 29, 2020
Something you put in a cup to make Tea! Definitely does not mean anything else questionable.
Lipton, Bushells, Lyons, etc etc
Lipton, Bushells, Lyons, etc etc
by TheGayAccount July 31, 2018