2 definitions by TheDrewthHurts

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.
COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.
by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020
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Kissing someone with an egg nog milk mustache.
I've been egg snogging all evening. How am I supposed to say no to that? Merry Christmas to me!
by TheDrewthHurts December 21, 2016
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