The original überbitch
When the accumulation of all the week's pressures are shoved up your ass. Can consist of smoking, drinking, and pills. And of course, surprisingly coherent blogging.
Guy: What you doing tonite?
Me: Nothing man... Friday night depression.
Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.
A plomkin is when you recieve head whilst taking a shit
I like taking dumps... I like getting head... A plomkin is a win-win.
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