3 definitions by The oracle of maple syrup
A fat little cunt who can’t keep his mouth shut. Often deals out insults but can often never take any himself and often resorts to informing the authorities when you criticise him.
by The oracle of maple syrup August 9, 2018
A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.
by The oracle of maple syrup July 27, 2017
A kid with a speech impediment so awful that he makes stroke victims sound understandable. He is very self obsessed and expects people to give a shit about his mediocre existence.
by The oracle of maple syrup August 9, 2018