9 definitions by The one who speaks the truth

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(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!
Polish your dome twice daily
by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004
For excessive hair growth! Use twice daily for desired effect!
Caution- Do not shave as could result in stubbely regrowth
by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004
A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron
SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99
by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004
In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly
Our Fatty
Who eats unshaven
Hallowed Be thy name
Thy Kingdom ate
The garden gate
on earth as it is at easter
Give us this day our daily macdonalds
and munch out on watercress
or just try to eat less
for eating the kingdom
the cake and the glory
forever and ever Amen.
by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004
The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)
Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!
by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004
Looks like Mr Green- Cool Cousin
Key Words- Insest
by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004
A type of therapy to reduce the size of ones nose. Another therapy which puts pounds on your hips in order for you to be fat is called Hipposuction! Call free on 01918767588 to order your brocure.
"Your conk is huge! you had better get Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy!"
by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004

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