1 definition by The one and only redhead mj

Most amazing person you will meet.
Rubens tend to be very silly and often put others first. Very intelligent but it only shows at second sight.
Cute but extremely cringy at times. Would do anything to protect his friends and loved ones.
Usually has a huge n juicy ass that jiggles when walking.
Additionally very poetic and super empathetic, almost impossible to fight for a longer period of time.
If you're his love interest he will dedicate so much time and love you'll feel like a kween!
On top Ruben typically has a super hot and seductive voice that will make you go 😩 especially when he says "oh yea?".

He is a beast at videogames naturally and is goofy and sweet to be around.
He faced more pain that he would ever deserve but it made him who he is rn.
Super soft, must protec.
And he is a duck.

If he loves you romantically he will write poems and songs for you like an oldschool hopeless romantic highschool protagonist. He isn't a crazily gifted singer but he passes and his voice is hot enough. When you ask him to participate in something to make you happy he will most likely not turn you down because he is a people pleaser jk.
If I had to guess Ruben is not human but actually a different type of species, cuz he's everything one could ask for...
Tries avoiding conflict but if he has to he will fight for what he believes is right.
That goes for anything. He fights for his beliefs.

Rather driven by feelings than logic but not impulsive.
Soft baby but at night he-
Mj: "wow he is so silly"
Random person: "who are you talking about?"
Mj: "RUBEN OBVIOUSLY!!!!"
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