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1.
Word used when describing a person from the country Fyn (which no one has never heard about). Persons named Lars tend to be overweight and often get owned trying to lift weights, by girls. They are not very well hung and may often be characterize as a girl, because there are actually nothing there.
If you ever see a Lars, don't feed him and certainly not his favorite food snade. He will eat all of it, because he thinks it's a way to improve his not existing manhood.
Former Nr. 16 from dkbn: "Dude look at that fat loser over their trying to lift those 2 kg weights"
Guy called Richie: "Man, he is getting owned by that tiny girl"
Former Nr. 16 from dkbn: "That's got to be a Lars"

Girl from bar: "Where is it? I can't find it."
Guy who just picked the girl up: "You can't find it? I am sure it was there this morning."
Girl: "What did you say your name was again?"
Guy: "hmm... Lars."
by The mean machine March 10, 2009