2 definitions by The main Borch groupie, to stay anonymous

Show Spelled Pronunciation bawrch, bohrch (b?, b oarch) –noun

n.
1. : A college aged male that hides their perpetual stoner buzz and utter contempt for the system behind khakis and polo shirts.

2. Interestingly in the perceptions of many, Borches are often deemed poor. Yet they are actually fairly resourceful. Having their tuition and rent paid for by the elders of the tribe, they have more or less a totally disposable income which leads to enough beer and vodka to keep a good buzz going for the majority of the year.

3. One down ass motherfuckin' W*$$a. The Throwedest frestyler alive. Some say he's too commercial but it's certainly more enjoyable listening to him rather than say 50 cent.
COP#1: You think we should search this car?

COP#2: Nah, it’s just a Borch. Give him a breathalyzer and let him go.

BORCH: Shit, thank god they didn't search the trunk!

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Show Spelled Pronunciation bawrch, bohrch (b?, b oarch) –noun

n.
1. : A college aged male that hides their perpetual stoner buzz and utter contempt for the system behind khakis and polo shirts.

2. Interestingly in the perceptions of many, Borches are often deemed poor. Yet they are actually fairly resourceful. Having their tuition and rent paid for by the elders of the tribe, they have more or less a totally disposable income which leads to enough beer and vodka to keep a good buzz going for the majority of the year.

3. One down ass motherfuckin' W*$$a. The Throwedest frestyler alive. Some say he's too commercial but it's certainly more enjoyable listening to him rather than say 50 cent.
COP#1: You think we should search this car?

COP#2: Nah, it’s just a Borch. Give him a breathalyzer and let him go.

BORCH: Shit, thank god they didn't search the trunk!
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