2 definitions by The double vulcan
Cecil baggins and joe gurner are at the gym
Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag
Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag
by The double vulcan October 23, 2015
A rare species of small monkey that you find deep in the Amazon jungle , it's particulary fond of setting up home in European explorers anal cavities as it's generally drier than the wet rain forest they noramlly inhabit
Sir Henry Hornchurch the great explorer : Hey basil my anus has been giving me grief since we set up camp I can't stop itching my rectum !!!
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper
Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper
Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet
by The double vulcan October 27, 2015