The Wog Whomper's definitions

Binderfender Hound

A dog, typically a pekingese or a cocker spaniel, that continually emits foul-smelling binderfenders.

Binderfender hounds are often laps dogs for old ladies who pamper them and feed them rich foods.

Lum Kee is a reeking binderfender hound. He stunk up the dog show last week.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

crackers

Crazy. Nuts. Extremely foolish.

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropski in snide. (It's crazy to bribe a copper with counterfeit money.)

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

pollutocrat

An person whose extraordinary wealth and business practices contribute to:

* Pollution of the Earth
* Oppression of the poor
* Misuse of natural resources
* Shipment of jobs to India and China

John Kerry and Al Gore are pollutocrats.

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

SBD

A Douglas Dauntless airplane from World War II.

A silent but foul fart. "Silent but deadly."

Lieutenant Walters climbed into his SBD and shouted at Sergeant Powers, who had left an SBD in there.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Alabama necktie

A paper toilet seat cover worn around the neck with the flap hanging down in front.

See also ass gasket and Texas t-shirt

Billy Bud wore an Alabama necktie to his sister's wedding.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

redneck car alarm

Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.

Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

crowfoot

An open-ended wrench head that is used on a ratchet. Crowfeet come in different sizes. They are used to loosen or tighten nuts in otherwise inaccessible places.

Charlie the Grease Monkey uses a crowfoot to loosen the distributor nut on his Chevy V8.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005