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dropski

A bribe. Especially a bribe left (or "dropped") at a secret location to be picked up by the bribee.
It's time to leave the dropski behind the doghouse. Big Eddie's bagman will pick it up.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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crowfoot

An open-ended wrench head that is used on a ratchet. Crowfeet come in different sizes. They are used to loosen or tighten nuts in otherwise inaccessible places.
Charlie the Grease Monkey uses a crowfoot to loosen the distributor nut on his Chevy V8.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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grease monkey

An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.
My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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snoop

One who actively minds other people's business. Works hard to see things that are not for his eyes, and may open drawers and closets in a search for information.
Eleanor likes to snoop around Charlotte's desk to see what she can find.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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environmentalist

A person who creates fictitious animals and plants and gets them put on the endangered species list. Then she works to stop all development of private property by claiming the endangered species lives nearby.
The environmentalist does this to cost taxpayers millions of dollars defending lawsuits, in hopes that the taxpayers will eventually become environmentalists too.

The environmentalist typically lives in a fine house made of wood, furnished with beautiful wooden furniture. Then the environmentalist fights to prevent others from building such houses in his neighborhood, and fights to ban all tree cutting.

The goals of the environmentalist may be noble and good. But their methods are reprehensible and mean-spirited.

Environmentalists revile hunters, fishermen, and four-wheel drivers, all of whom want to preserve the environment for public use.
In Colorado, environmentalists made up the "Preble's Jumping Mouse" and forced taxpayers to waste tens of millions of dollars defending lawsuits in courts. In early 2005, they finally confessed that there is no such creature as a Preble's Jumping Mouse. But now they argue that, since such a mouse COULD exist, we should not build in the habitat they COULD live in. This will force taxpayers to spend yet more millions in court.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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BLuto

A noble cartoon character devoted to keeping the streets clean. He beat up punks, hoodlums, and gangsters with little provocation, making the streets safer for you and me.

He was sometimes friends with Popeye the Sailor Man, who also beat up scores of punks and hoodlums.

Bluto taught us that the appropriate thing to do with street gangsters is to beat them up.
Bluto is my hero. He pounds Pachucos with vigor and leaves them in a greasy heap in the gutter.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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greasy hair

A defining characteristic of the Pachuco. A notification that the wearer is a street gang member and should be beaten up immediately.
Hey, let's go beat up that greasy-haired Pachuco before he crosses the street.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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