The Wog Whomper's definitions

Bloods

A group of stupid, ignorant street criminals that ties red rags around their ass holes.

Bloods spend their days hanging out on street corners making idiotic signs with their hands. They take what is not theirs and delight in hurting other people.

Best thing to do with those Bloods is shoot 'em all in the street. Save the taxpayers the cost of a trial and the cost of a Sheeny Shyster defense attorney.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

rough as a cob

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

cat food

Half of a bum's dinner, the other half being a bottle of muscatel.

Joe and Lottie shared a can of cat food for Christmas dinner under the Tenth Street Bridge.

by The Wog Whomper May 13, 2005

Alabama necktie

A paper toilet seat cover worn around the neck with the flap hanging down in front.

See also ass gasket and Texas t-shirt

Billy Bud wore an Alabama necktie to his sister's wedding.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

heinie

Butt. Backside. Rear end. Tochas. Keister.

Larry spent the evening ogling Joanne's heinie.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

low life

A person who hangs out in bars, dives, or honky tonk establishments.

A person whose social life depends on booze in smoke-filled, noisy places.

Sue Beth and Billy Bub are a couple of low life no-accounts who hang out in the Kawliga Pow Wow bar.

by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005

bog hopper

An Irishman.

A common expression for a couple of centuries.

Here comes that bog hopper and his goat.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005