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"If I Were The Devil" was a radio broadcast from 1965 by Paul Harvey, who was a radio broadcaster famous for his "The Rest Of The Story" segments.

If I Were The Devil is noted for being almost prophetic to the current condition of the United States several decades later, from its political wars to its surging crime, particularly amongst the youth, as well as the ideologies and its general path towards destruction. Removing God from the schoolhouse, advising against "extremes" in Patriotism, hard work, and moral conduct... it's all happening.

Dislike this if you want, but you can't ignore the truth in his warning speech forever... I don't expect this to get through to many, if any, on the Left, but I can only hope and pray it will.

FULL SPEECH: https : // youtu.be/cg5i7OPRaNg
IF I, WERE THE DEVIL.

If I were the devil... if I were the Prince of Darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness, and I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree...

Thee.
by The Winchester. January 27, 2023
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"HE'S A PEDANTIC, PONTIFICATING, PRETENTIOUS BASTARD, A BELLIGERENT OLD FART, A WORTHLESS STEAMING PILE OF COW DUNG!"

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"(Figuratively speaking)"

Joe Biden is the-COUGHCOUGH-46th President of the United States of America. He has done many, many things in his term, and some examples include:

-Oldest United States President
-Special Magic Trick, can fall UP the stairs
-Any many, many other things, surely...

Yes, totally not a guy who has destroyed our economy, opened the southern border to illegal and dangerous drug cartels, is letting crime surge in blue cities and California, and absolutely did NOT steal the 2020 election, totally not... that last-minute win was totally legit and was fair and square... now quit asking questions you racist, sexist, transphobic southern old white men!!!

The nickname, "Sleepy Joe" is just an A G I S T insult against our President coming from far-righters, and doesn't mean anything important or factual. Trust the Liberals, they'd NEVER lie to us, oh no, definitely not...

FAMOUS QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT JOE BIDEN:
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!" -Joe Biden

"If you can't decide if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black!" -Joe Biden

"Cornpop!" -Joe Biden

"Never underestimate Joe's ability to screw things up" -Barack Obama

"Sleepy Joe is destroying our country!" -Some racist old white man
by The Winchester. December 11, 2022
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