The Wandering Understander
A Mexican male, particularly one who is short, among whites, and in a subservient position; the mexican version of "nigger".
Never use around more than one Mexican at a time, unless you don't need your teeth for something.
Hey Pedro, I said fill it with PREMIUM!
Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.
For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
fine thank you
no thank you
(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you
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