One who is spiritual, yet has a very attractive personality and/or good
looks, is something of a genius, and is quite
the romantic, may quailify for the title of urban jesus in your suburban area.
Awesome kid: Do you speak Bhukan!?
Urban Jesus: Yeah. Gahh Pridhh!
Awesome kid: What, you're gay!?
Urban Jesus: I'm dating
Ashley Webber actually...
Awesome kid: Since when?
Urban Jesus: Now. Hey Ashley!