Lux Silver sprees are typically a natural female over-reaction to:
a) A nasty break-up with a single-celled moronic buffoon.
b) Celebratory occasions ie: discovering your high school nemesis is fat and ugly (thank you Fbook).
c) Ecstatic news ie: the blood tests were negative.
d) Terrible news ie: your in-laws are coming.
Lux Silver sprees have proven to be highly effective when exacting hockey-husband revenge, or when seeking PMS relief without the calories.
Also known to be a very healthy alternative to murdering your in-laws.
Put down the knife...and pamper yourself!