1 definition by The Ultimate Object of Desire

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A boyfriend or girlfriend who constantly receives calls from their significant other when they are out having fun with their friends. An invisible and annoying party goer who digitally tags along to the chagrin of others.
The bachelor party was great except John as usual brought his tele-boo along who kept asking a million questions on what the rest of us were doing.
by The Ultimate Object of Desire October 24, 2011

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