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Chelsea's are dirty slags who need who needs to learn that they can't get everything in life by the snap of her fingers and she needs to learn that boys hate her and that they don't fancy her
" I hate Chelsea , she is such a slag".
by The Truth Teller February 14, 2013
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A school in which the students are sent to the torture table. This table is called "Table One". The Racest Principal is know n for his stupidity and racism. He usually checks on the 7th and 8th grade classrooms to see who all he can send home. To sum it up, THE SCHOOL SUCKS ASS!
Boy,"Mommy! Where do bad people go when they die?"

Mother,"Evangel"
by The Truth Teller July 1, 2004
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Basically a regular blunt but using a page from a book, instead of the more traditional 'blunt-wrap'.
Person 1: Hey pal, we out of blunt-wraps?

Their Pal: Yeah, but no worries: I've got some Byron lying around. We'll have to settle for an oxford blunt
by The Truth Teller May 17, 2017
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