2 definitions by The Tolken White Guy

Top Definition
Gamerese is a type of language (Found mostly in the USA), that consists of random obscene outbursts, annoying sounds, quotes from video games, computer games, and annoying videos found online
He wouldin't scare away all the girls if he didint speak Gamerese.
by The Tolken White Guy July 19, 2009
A "Gamer" is, or can be described as just another sterotype.

They intend to devote their entire life's into computers and video game systems.

Often watch, or show others completely retarded youtube or "Pooptube" videos that are so annoying and retarded, you can't bare to watch anymore. (Their's family guy "stupid" and then their is annoying video "stupid")

98% of gamers have gaiaonline.com profiles because they say that myspace is a waste of of time, or is too cool for it.

And if they do have a myspace profile, it is usually filled with applications, pictures they think are funny, videos that NO ONE will watch, and everything a profile can contain that will make it virtually impossible to completely load. Their profile picture will consist of a game title, game character, a picture they think is funny (Usually with a cat or animal that has captions under it)

If they pose for a picture, they usually have a fake smile with their thumbs pointing up.

They wear shirts that say something with somewhat of a funny, but retarded saying such as "READ THE BACK OF MY SHIRT. *Reads Back* NOW GO BACK TO THE FRONT".

Often have mid-long hair that's usually all fucked up, or not combed.

Mustache's and facial hair has also been seen.

When with friends, they often use loud voices, say annoying things from videos that i included earlier in this topic, sayings from video games, or just blurt out obscene, random, things that if a person out in public hears you say it, the chances of them thinking you are mentally impaired are pretty high.

As for the diet, Gamers come in both skinny, moderate, and fat.
They are often found eating quick, 99¢ microwaveable foods. Chips, Cheetos, Cookies, Hot pockets, or whatever they can possibly get their hands on.

As for soda wise, it's mostly Mt.Dew, Dr.Pepper, Coke, and also, high-sugared, harmful energy drinks.

A large majority of Gamers have social issues due to the fact they spend 95% playing, thinking, or talking about games.
Alot of them are socially Challenged, Often speaking in low voices. Or anti-social.

Relationships are not everything, but gamers are too busy with the gaming world that they spend little time with the opposite sex, their family, and sometimes their friends.

Sadly, alot of them are sad inside, due to the fact they don't like what they look like, or how they turned out. It probably explains why they devote their whole time to the virtual world.
I have alot of great friends who would like to go out with you, but i also have alot of Gamer friends, so your chances of being in a relationship with them are slim to none, but it's worth a shot. They're not as bad as you think they are.
by The Tolken White Guy July 19, 2009

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